Launch Offer:

First 200 downloads (instant) get the launch price of £13.99.
After that, it reverts to the standard £18.99.

(Because Janet doesn’t do extensions.)

What Would Janet Do?

A Corporate Survival Guide for the Competent

Every organisation has a Janet.
The one who understands the system, translates ambiguity, and quietly prevents collapse.

What Would Janet Do? is part satire, part strategy - a brutally honest digital e-book about surviving and thriving inside modern organisations.

Drawn from 200+ viral “Janet from Accounts” skits and 8.9 million views, it distils years of hard-won experience into real, usable frameworks for the people who hold everything together while everyone else talks about transformation.

Download instantly – digital PDF available immediately after checkout

You’ll learn how to:

• Stay calm when everything’s on fire 
• Build control without killing creativity
• Use AI and automation intelligently (without losing oversight)
• Manage chaos with humour, precision, and process
• Quietly lead without the title or the drama

Inside the book:

• Six chapters blending humour with professional truth.
• Actionable 10-point Execution Playbook after every section.
• Real-world insights from finance, operations, and leadership.
• A closing framework you can apply instantly in your own role.
• Introductory Bonus: Janet’s Meeting Decoder - a leaked internal document translating what colleagues really mean in meetings, by department.

Why people love it:

• It’s funny because it’s true.
• It’s practical because it’s written by someone who’s been there.
• It finally says what everyone’s thinking - and shows what to do about it.

Who it’s for:

Anyone competent enough to hold things together while everyone else talks about transformation.

Because transformation doesn’t start with technology.
It starts with competent people - preferably ones like you.

Launch Offer:

First 200 downloads get the launch price of £13.99.
After that, it reverts to the standard £18.99.

(Because Janet doesn’t do extensions.)